|A Cowboys Rules for his gal:
|If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask me.|
|Don't cut your hair. Ever.|
|If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
|Sometimes, I'm not thinking about you. Live with it.|
|Don't ask me what I'm thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, shotgun
shells and saddle soap.
|Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's
just like every other cat.(Yeah you, Cat lady!)
|Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.|
|Shopping is not sport.|
|Anything you wear is fine. Really.|
|You have enough clothes.|
|You have too many shoes.|
|Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an
idiot and your Dad probably is too.
|Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose
their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
|The relationship is never going to be like it was the
first two months we were going out.
|Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't
expect me to like it.
|No, I don't know what day it is. I never will.
Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
|I own two pairs of cowboy boots-what makes
you think I'd be any good at choosing which pair,
out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
|Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.|
|Foreign films are best left to foreigners.|
|Don't give me 50 rules when 25 will do.|
|Don't fake it. I'd rather be ineffective than deceived.|
|Anything I said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in
an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
|You don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect me to act like soap opera guys.
|Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.|
|You can either ask me to do something OR tell me how
you want it done - not both.